Movies About Motherhood You Shouldn’t Watch When You’re A New Mother

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Movies About Motherhood You Shouldn’t Watch When You’re A New Mother

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| May 15, 2018

Movies About Motherhood

You Shouldn’t Watch

When You’re A New Mother

By Matthew Arcilla

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Motherhood is a very personal experience for any woman. It’s a very trying time both physically and emotionally, so it’s probably not the best time to be watching movies about the subject, especially those featuring zombie fetuses, alien babies and terrifyingly heightened takes on postpartum depression.

Little conclusive evidence has been made about the effects of watching such movies on a new mother, but it’s probably better to be safe than sorry. Whether you’re expecting or have just given birth, it goes without saying to skip movie night if you’re friends have an affinity for terror, and if you’re a spouse or partner to one, for the love of God, don’t subject your partner to these 8 movies.

Junior (1994)

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Maybe you think this movie is about admiring the miracle of life. Maybe you think this movie is about the gift of creation. Maybe you think that bit where Arnold proclaims, “My body, my choice!” is striking a blow for women everywhere. Maybe you think that bit with the Arnold-faced baby is hilarious. Or maybe you’re just fucking weird.

 

The Brood (1979)

A troubled woman named Nola undergoes an experimental psychological treatment to address her personal traumas. Meanwhile, her concerned husband cares for their five year old daughter. Featuring psychoplasm, parthogenesis and hereditary trauma, The Brood’s grotesque visuals aren’t new territory for director David Cronenberg. Still, it’s the terrifying climax that makes up the real nightmare fuel.

 

Unborn (1991)

Outside of a fetish for the work of B-movie producer Roger Corman, there’s no real reason to watch Unborn. That is unless you want to scare an expecting mother into never ever visiting her ob-gyn again. In Unborn, a couple trying for a baby go for an experimental in-vitro program. The trial succeeds, but unusual things begin happening to the fetus. Surprise, the doctor is insane!

 

Grace (2009)

A widowed mother is always a great setup for pregnancy horror, if only to establish that the lead is on her own. Against all advice, new mom Madeline carries her daughter to term. It’s no motherhood miracle though, as the baby is undead and needs to feed on blood instead of milk to survive. Since Madeline can’t provide an endless supply of her own blood, she must look elsewhere to feed her child.