Weirdest Sex Toys
People Have Actually Bought
By Cel Ortega
Even the most vanilla people will, at some point, welcome something risque to spice up their sex lives. Take your pick: a little degradation, gentle roughhousing, and of course a trusted sex toy to reach maximum pleasure.
But there are some toys that will undoubtedly raise eyebrows — the ones that are too bizarre for comfort, the ones that will most likely get you laughing instead of hot and horny; the ones that will make you ask “You do what with that?!”
Behold, 8 of the weirdest sex toys we’ve seen that people have actually bought.
I Rub My Duckie
If you’ve had one of these when you were a kid, be prepared to have your childhood bath time memories singing Sesame Street’s “Rubber Duckie” ruined. This vibrator is said to be “strong, but quiet”, and great to use in and out of the shower.
Because roleplaying can get weird sometimes.
Hooded Spandex Full Body Binder Sack
The ultimate form of BDSM, where you can stimulate your lover while they do absolutely nothing. Oh, so kinky.
This toy is designed to make you look twice. Actually a “bukkake container”, Cup Nude is great for any guy whose cravings have always been satisfied by instant noodles. (I guess it would just make perfect sense that their fleeting sexual urges would also be answered by something disguised as a Nissin cup noodle.) All you have to do is peel open the top cover, pour in the “gel” from the sachet it comes with, and enjoy.