Apply cold water to the burned area

This was back when they were being patient but wait for it…

Use your cerebral capacity, people

Look, we get it. It’s a fast-paced world we’re living in. Eat or be eaten, right?

Insults fly left and right

“You can’t expect a Ferrari when you can only afford a Vios.”

The social media manager of this shop is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥

Even 3-star reviews aren’t safe

Size issues? No problem!

They’re NOT body shaming you. They are just SO DONE.

Manage your expectations

That’s right buyers, cower in fear!

Looking for something thick?

Not available in this shop, obviously!

For reference, this is how they respond to 5-star ratings. Peep the stark difference!

Thanks for the laugh anyway!

Screenshots from Shopee. We decided not to name the shop, hanapin na lang ninyo (if you dare).