8. Zuckerburg

Think Pittsburgh, or Hamburg, or any of those other names for places.

Pros: It sounds benign and inoffensive.
Cons: It sounds benign and inoffensive.

7. Textbook

Because that’s what we should be reading for information about stuff instead of Facebook.

Pros: It reminds us what our priorities should be.
Cons: Unleeeeeess that textbook was published by *i*** Publishing, of course…

6. MySpaceBook

We’re just a Friendster reference away from a total throwback!

Pros: Tom of MySpace wouldn’t mind the props at this point.
Cons: Who knew the march of technology would also be backwards?

5. DontLeave.com

Just stating how it feels sometimes, y’know?

Pros: Highly accurate
Cons: Highly accurate.

4. AlgoF***Myself

That algorithm is practically responsible for how some elections in some countries turned out.

Pros: It’s what that algorithm deserves.
Cons: But the one who set up that algorithm clearly is getting away with it.

3. Faschplash

Y’know, short for Fascist Splash.

Pros: It seems about right. -leaning, that is.
Cons: ervative Agenda.

2. SuperMeta

Because here at SuperMeta, we’ve got it all for you!

Pros: There’s so much more, and such a lot.
Cons: Their customer support are not *snap* *snap* *clap* Happy To Serve!

1. BraveNewWorld

Oh, Aldous Huxley. What would we ever do without you?

Pros: It truly is a brave new world.
Cons: Up next: one of those dystopic Battle-Royale style competitions, coming up!

Got any Facebook new name ideas? Pitch ’em in the comments!