Crazy Funny Pinoy Store Names That Will Make Your Day
Sep 27, 2019 • Kyzia Maramara
Jollubot
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And meet Jollubot’s official mascot:
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Mukhang may pinagdadaanan si Jollibee.
Siogo
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Siomai and SOGO (like a weird version of “Pasko Paksiw”) are shaking. Dahil mahal kita, may Siogo ka pag-uwi.
Itlog ni Daniel
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We’re scared to know what that “ATBP..” sign means. More of what?
Mamawag
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The dentist’s office itself will side with you when you tell your mom you don’t want to visit.
Mangogoolat
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From the funny shocked animal logo to a menu that would make you chuckle (Goolat na Goolat Mango Graham Ice Cream Float), you’ll want to order from this stall. And possibly buy a franchise.
Antoks
You don’t have to have hundreds of thousands to start a business or even be a whiz at it. You just have to have a funny business name, and the staple Pinoy fried chicken and you’re good to go.
Nak Nam Fu Cha
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Tea Ngeneng (Perl Milk Tea), Wintengeneng (Wintermelon), and Okinawang Ina (Okinawa) are just some of the witty drinks you can order from Nak Nam Fu Cha.
Dutertea
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And last but not the least, the new favorite hangout of DDS!
Know other hilariously named businesses? Share it with us in the comments section!
