4. Block off EDSA and other major roadways

Just like when the Pope or the many international leaders came here, you are enough reason to block off EDSA or any other highway. You won’t need to get stuck in our hellish traffic. Kami bahala sa ‘yo, girl.

3. Sell all our kidneys and other body parts

“Pupunta si x dito?? Ibebenta ko kidney ko!” We think nothing of saying this when there’s a chance of a divinity coming to our shores.  Think nothing of it, Adele.  It’s just an expression.  We don’t really need to lose an internal organ or a body part, that’s silly.  Far easier to sell a step-mother or a brother. You’re welcome.

Just chop away any body part, Adele.

2. “Willing to wait po?” HELL YES.

It doesn’t matter if you come here in 2018 or 2025, Adele, we just want you to COME HERE. Besides, if you tell us in advance, we’ll be able plan to have all Filipina babies born in that year named after you.  A whole generation of Adeles!

1. We’re willing to let go of our hugot

As much as hu­got is in our blood right now, they’re really just feelings we love bringing up but not doing anything about. But just like Adele we can also strive to be un-bitter just like she is in 25. If she just gives us any sign of coming here, we’ll definitely send our love to our ex-lover’s new lovers, without reservations. It’s about time we move on, anyway.

Sooo, Adele, can you pretty please come here now?

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