Now that the elections are over, we’ve seen that celebrity endorsers certainly do have their pull. For better or worse, they can really champion a candidate and get a message across like only they can.

But what if we expect them to do more than that? Where would these 8 celebrities best fit as cabinet members if their candidates won? Let’s find out.

8. Ai Ai Delas Alas – Philippine Sugar Association

Why? Don’t ask.

7. Angel Locsin – Philippine Heart Center

Why? Because not only is she one of the most philanthropic people you’d ever meet, she also has both the literal and figurative heart for it. Only Heart Evangelista comes close.

6. Kris Lawrence – Philippine Retirement Authority

Why? Oh, he’s not retired?

5. Mimiyuuuh – PCOO

Why? Imagine if Mimiyuuuh were the presidential spokesperson. Skrrttt skrrtt! It’s going to be a riot!

4. Andrew E – OMB

Why? Who better to fight against people stealing other people’s intellectual property, right?

3. John Arcilla – DND

Why? Because Heneral Luna. What more reason do you need?

2. Toni Gonzaga – DENR

Why? Because both Titanium and creatures that Roar are among our natural resources.

1. Gary Valenciano – Department of Energy

Why? It’s time to harness what seems to be an infinitely renewable source of energy. Pure energy, even. This man just can’t miss a beat!

What other celebrity cabinet members do you have in mind? Sound off in the comments!