If ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ Was Set in the Philippines These Would’ve Happened
Sep 7, 2018 • Kaira Guererro
Sep 7, 2018 • Kaira Guererro
Oh yes, that film. We’d be lying if we said Crazy Rich Asians by Jon M. Chu was okay, it wasn’t just okay, it was impressive. There’s never been an Asian ensemble for a Hollywood movie like that since Joy Luck Club in 1993, no wonder we’re all proud as peacocks. But what if that extravagant film happened somewhere else in Asia? What if Nick and Rachel were Filipinos? How different would everything be?
The infamous Tyersall Park! It’s just what I imagined it to look like. pic.twitter.com/QhwbBrLZPD
— Crazy Rich Asians (@CRA_Movie) April 25, 2018
Nick’s friends will also bring Rachel to the different food parks in Kapitolyo, Q.C., and Katipunan to show her how many versions of fried chicken wings and milk teas there are.
Nick’s Ah Ma just loves gumamelas too much, she throws a party for when they bloom.
The guests will all be holding palaspas as the bride walks down the aisle.
This girl can make even a stone cry.
But before they go there, there’s a 20-minute shopping spree at the nearest Uniqlo.
And Pusoy Dos.
Slapping, pulling of hair, and pushing other women in the mud would ensue.
And also, Rachel would be the type of Economics professor who would teach us all about inflation. Just saying.
The end.
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