The Boy Who Cried Jhepoy Dizon
By Abu Poblete
No thanks to the internet, we all know who Jhepoy Dizon is, whether we want to or not. The video has been on YouTube for three years now, but it’s only gone viral recently. It seems that pre-pubescent boys recording themselves while hating on others and uploading them online can make one a celebrity.
The boy who cried Jhepoy Dizon has become our spirit animal; the one that inspires us to tell people to look at themselves in the mirror, and that HOY, TIME MO NA, GAGO!
Here are 8 different interpretations of this legendary masterpiece.
8. Jhepoy Dizon was so famous he was featured on a news show.
7. This new sequel
Unfriended (2014) pic.twitter.com/jE9Zd4bFOf
— vhea (@pettyfilipina) January 4, 2017
Which one is scarier?
6. Ever tried Bloody Mary? There’s a Jhepoy Dizon version of that.
Kapag raw sinabi mo pangalan ni Jhepoy Dizon sa harap ng salamin 3 times, makikita mo saRILI MO TANGINA NAKITA MO NA BA MUKHA MO SA SALAMIN
— Perfect Seklusyon (@AtomSiraullo) January 7, 2017
Time mo nang i-try sa village niyo!
5. Juan Miguel Severo is SHOOKT.
Ang Huling Tula Na Isusulat Ko Para Sa’yo (Spoken Word Piece, 2015) pic.twitter.com/qciUk3q9he
— jefffff (@neighbuors) January 6, 2017
Here’s the entire mixed art poem:
TANGINA MO, Jhepoy Dizon!
Ang panget ng pagmumukha mo
Nakita mo na ba mukha mo sa salamin?
Ang panget mo ha?
At ano ‘yang sinasabi mong pulubi at tagahugas ako ng pinggan, ha?
Tignan mo nga bahay ko! Village ‘yan!
Ikaw naman ano, ha?
Tangina mo! Skwater? Ha? HA?
Nagyayabang ka pang may laptop ka,
Kita mo ‘to, hampas ko ‘to sa pagmumukha mo eh, no?
Tangina mo, ha? Ha? Ha? Ano? Ano?
Ah, lalaban ka pa?
Tangina mo, mag-extend ka na diyan,
Time ka na eh.
[Interpretative finger dance]
Make that finger dance!
4. Real footage of what happened after the video recording.
Patayin sa Sindak si Jhepoy Dizon (2017) pic.twitter.com/EXSakEXWa0
— 🎆 GIL 🎆 (@OhEmGIL) January 7, 2017
Mama did say never play around with the spirit world.
3. The abyss stares back.
: *Stands on the edge of a cliff.*
*Stares into the abyss.*
*Screams into the void.*
“TANGINA MO JHEPOY DIZON AMPANGET NG MUKHA MO!”
— CHOWKING HAZARD (@Watdahel_Marcel) January 9, 2017
Brace yourself for the echo.
2. Oh, Diyos ko time mo na, ha? Ano?
Pare Ko by Eraserheads ft. Jhepoy Dizon
O, Diyos ko! Ano ba naman ito?
Di ba pic.twitter.com/X5vA4eSLnv
— Moana Lisa Soberano (@Cinephilliacy) January 8, 2017
Even more articulate than Ely Buendia.
1. And all these remixes.
We demand these songs be played in Valk and Pool Club because*&&^())%% JHEPOY DIZON!
Have you seen other versions? Share them with us below!